this is one of the cleverest things I have seen in sometime
assassin’s creed AU: connor kenway is happy
*Assassin’s Creed AU: Assassins are happy
*Assassin’s Creed AU: happy
Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio
and still no Oscar
right now a baby is being born
right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can
life goes on
Hopefully this is not the same person
im gonna throw this at everyone
this is so fucking useful wHY IS IT NOT GOING FULL BLAS EVERY WHERE JESUS CHIRST
instead of a new smartphone every 2 weeks how about people put some money into developing shit like THIS. there’s a lucrative market for helping people with disability and disorders. Because society always views it like “let’s help them become more “normal” like us” instead of “let’s actually make life for them easier with great technology and inventions instead of making them pop pills everyday”
This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas
Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene.
To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We’re talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?
Cue Legolas, a.k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human’s to shame.
He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up, the little shit drove the point home by saying “Oh yeah, I see them, I’ve seen them this whole time, there’s a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they’re all blonde and they’re carrying spears nbd”
Cue Aragorn gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is.
This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay
Greyhound being read a scary story
> That dogs head is like 70% eyeball.
Dante’s Inferno: a helpful diagram to eternal damnation